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Martha Stewart in Court Again
· Sep 19, 09:25 PM


That’s right folks. The Homemaking-Insider-Trading Domestic Queen is back in court again.

This time, she’s being sued.

A federal prisoner incarcerated in South Carolina, has filed a lawsuit against Martha Stewart.

A South Carolina prisoner known for suing celebrities has targeted Martha Stewart.

Jonathan Lee Riches says Stewart violated his civil rights in a real estate deal.

The 30-year-old man is in federal prison in Williamsburg County, South Carolina, for his involvement in an identity-theft ring.

Riches filed the two-page, handwritten lawsuit against Stewart, seeking $3.5 million in damages from Stewart for what he calls “emotional, mental, psychological distress.” He says he will donate any damages he collects to television cook Rachael Ray.

Oh…it gets better.

He also claimed he would donate his winnings to Rachel Ray to pay for surgery that will prevent her from smiling so much.

Not sure if that statement was meant as a joke, but it sure was funny. Maybe he can also do something about that “E-V-O-O” nonsense she always says. Grrrr…but that’s another blog post.

Makes you wonder if a new trend has started…LOLcons.

Via dumb-lawsuits.com

 

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