RSSSub-Par Tortillas
· May 31, 02:39 PM
Neal Boortz (a.k.a. Some Guy You Probably Never Heard Of Before A Bunch Of Whiny Biased Brats Decided To Criticize Him) is coming under fire for these comments: “Muslims, making tortillas? You know, this world is really screwed up when Muslims are making our tortillas, folks.” He added: “I mean, with all of the illegal Mexicans in this country, we can’t find some Mexicans to make those tortillas?”
I say, our tortillas are really screwed up, and it’s probably because Muslims are making them instead of Mexicans WHO ACTUALLY INVENTED THE GOSH-DARNED THINGS!
People, listen to me when I urge you to DEMAND QUALITY TORTILLAS. Just cause followers of Mohammed make awesome flat bread (and believe me, they do), it doesn’t translate over to tortillas. I mean, have you tried supermarket tortillas and compared them with the real thing made by your abuelita’s own hands?
Seriously, folks, it’s like eating cardboard.
— Sean McGee
